A newspaper is a scheduled publication containing news of current events, informative articles, diverse features, editorials, and advertising. It usually is printed on relatively inexpensive, low-grade paper such as newsprint. But today’s edition is a super deluxe edition printed with dreams and desires! Red Lipstick all on the paper! Today, is the day that a sheep is made of clay and grazing lushly lawns, is the day that you gave me a promise and you changed my life! Take a match and lit the fire of my soul!